TODAY IS:

2/10 - new old story

- new must download song of the week

- the new part of the meet the boys section is up but doesn't work for some reason, it pisses me off, but in my laziness it will take me another few weeks to fix it.

 

CHRIS AND DAN WIN BOWLING TOURNAMENT (02.10.02) Do you remember what you did on New Year's Eve? Most of the people who Chris and Dan beat in the bowling tournament probably didn't. So why is this news breaking so late on the wiffleball website? Because there's nothing else to write about. Chris and Dan went into the New Year's Eve tournament as teammates for the first time. The first year of the tourney, Chris was with good ol' Nate Bedard, and they were tearing it up until Chris left early. He doesn't remember if Nate's team won or not. Anyway, Dep and Danny B. felt a little shafted by getting the fourth rank...respectable, but lower than Dan's mom and Chris's Dad? Chant it with me now...OVER-RATED!! OVER-RATED!! Also, Mr. Bedard and Mike O'Shea were ranked at the top spot...Chris had consistently beaten Mike in the games before and Mr. Bedard was becoming rather inebriated. The number two ranked team was two unknowns. A team that got even more of the shaft was whoever they played in the first round, the 13th seed who I can't even remember now. I think it was Gerad O'Shea and someone, I can't believe I can't remember. Did someone slip something into my Code Red that night? Anyway, that was a very tough match for Chris and Dan but they won. The second game was by far the most interesting...the 14 seed Karyn Deptula and Ben Sidel had upset the 3 seed JD and the intoxicated Mrs. B. (who was hilarious I might add). Dan wasn't really paying attention, and all of a sudden Chris announced that they needed a mark in the 10th to win. So Dan turns it up and doubles. But whaddya know, Karyn doubles. The hell. So Chris gets a mark and they win but not by much. So the next round was against Mr. Schindler and I think Mr. Lughinbuhl, or one of many Lughinghuls in town. They won that match pretty easily. Then they played in the finals against two more wicked drunk people, some guy and his wife who upset the number two team. Wicked hilarious match but Chris and Dan killed them and won the tournament which was really just for bragging rights.

GONADS AND STRIFE watch the gonads and strife video (gonads and strife is the unofficial motto of ellington wiffleball)   "Yeah, about taking my PS2 to URI with you...don't you already have one there?"   Previous must downloads   2/10 - 2/12 "Running Away" by Hoobastank recommended by Chaz   i currently have 501 songs on my laptop...see what they are ANCIENT WIFFLEBALL PROVERB: If everyone played like Jason Varitek, the world would be a better place.

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