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EWL 2002 Season
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EWL 2001 Season
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WANTED:
Henry "Nevermind" Bergquist
REWARD: Liz Walker (ed. note: HELL YEAH)
WANTED FOR: striking out 14 times in the first 3 games of the 1999 season and for the 2 million questions he asks and then proceeds to not need the answers
IDENTIFIED BY: baby blue German eyes and bright orange sneakers
LAST SEEN: listening to Cake at 4 in the morning while he tries to finish his physics problem set
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*league leaders are in bold italics, based on projected stats
