this game was doomed to be a blowout from the start. dan wanted to know how nash, the man they call Deps, and james all got on the same team. hey, that happens when you hit for teams. i do remember some sketchy calls on the hitting, like foul balls being considered negative or something, but in any case, completing his comeback, steve pinto took the mound for the first time since '99, when he had a cy young caliber season, despite losing the cy young to the southpaw mike o'shea. unfortunately, much like doc gooden, he wasn't the same.

james teed off for 3 homeruns off pinto, one into the street, one oppo bomb onto the driveway, and one liner that rolled across the driveway and went for an inside the parker. the man they call Deps slammed a homer off pinto down the line into the street, and nash racked up 7 hits in 10 trips to the plate, bringing his average up to a massive .529, almost as massive as your mom's hole when i was done with her.

nash was working a shutout until the bottom of the fifth, when the man they call Deps started taunting dan about his pussy singles to right field. with Dep playing first base to take it away, danny b. clobbered a homer over the left field fence. danny has had a solid start to the season, hitting .350 with a .550 slugging. of course the 4 strikeouts in 3 games gives him the second most in the league. guess who has the most? that's right, case with 13...hahahaha.

Nash/CDep/Guerin 12  Pinto/Dan/Case 1
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VISITORS      ab  h bi bb so  avg
Nash p        10  7  1  0  0 .529
CDeptula rf   10  6  5  0  0 .565
Guerin 3b     10  5  6  0  1 .440
TOTALS        30 18 12  0  1 
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HOME          ab  h bi bb so  avg
Pinto p        6  1  0  0  0 .227
Bedard lf      5  2  1  0  1 .350
McClellan rf   5  0  0  0  4 .053
TOTALS        16  3  1  0  5      
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VISITORS    3 0 0  5 1 3  x--12 18  1
HOME        0 0 0  0 1 0  x-- 1  3  4
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E--Guerin (2), Bedard 2 (3), McClellan 2
(3). HR--CDeptula (2), Guerin 3 (4),
Bedard (1), RBI--Nash (1), CDeptula 5 (7),
Guerin 6 (10), Bedard (2).
VISITORS          ip  h  r er bb so  era
Nash W,2-0         6  3  1  1  0  5 1.62
HOME              ip  h  r er bb so  era
Pinto L,0-1        6 18 12  7  0  1 8.17
A--6 (60)

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