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ellington wiffleball is coming to a house near you...if you live in ellington. next scheduled day to play: sunday june 9 at 2:00 at the gale's!!!		UPDATES: -stats are up to date as of june 8th -wiffleball at the gale's house -need a new must download The amazing wiffleball stat sheets are no longer avaliable during the season. Full statistics will not be avaliable to the public until the end of the 2002 season or until EWE becomes a publicly traded corporation.
MUST DOWNLOAD: 05/10 - 05/12 "sweetness" by jimmy eat world Recommended by Little D previous must downloads wiffleball 2002 abbreviated stats gameday gallery rankings title history ewl superstars meet the boys 2001 gallery lame ass features message board must download songs hilarious downloads	EWE News ELLINGTON WIFFLEBALL BACK ONLINE; LAWSUITS SETTLED All right just to quickly settle some issues: 1) I couldn't update the wiffleball site because Tripod lowered the amount of space I can use for files. I pulled some strings, moved some files, and we're back in business. 2) Who could have thought that the Ethiopian Wildlife Litigation had the EWL initials first? We don't mind though, we just changed to EWE, Ellington Wiffleball Entertainment, cause entertainment is what we're really all about. 3) All the new pictures are uploaded and on file and it will only be a matter of time before you will get to see all the new pictures. Now on to the good stuff: WIFFLEBALL AT TRAVIS'S HOUSE AT 2:00 ON SUNDAY. That's right, this Sunday (June 9th) everyone should not have to work, be out of church, ditch all family obligations, etc. and get over to Travis's because we have scoped out an awesome field with a green monster. There will be people climbing the wall, falling down hills, chasing Bradley around the infield, and just plain having a sweet time. As for statistics, they are all set to go but I have to run up to grandma Malatesta's house to do some yardwork so I can't put them up right now, but I will update them either before I go to work if I have time or late tonight when I am mad bored. Peace bras. EWL Gallery ODE TO THE GREATEST TWO ROADS ON EARTH: ROUTE 84 AND THE MASS PIKE Oh how I love you Route 84. You take me to everywhere I need to go in Connecticut. When I need to go to the mall, I just hop on and take you for a ride from Vernon Center into Manchester. Or when I am at Mike's house you are so very close when the mall is so very far. Or when I need to go to Hartford...oh wait, I don't need to ever go to Hartford now that the Whalers are gone. But when I need to go through Hartford to get places, like laser tag and Hooters on the Berlin Turnpike, Route 84 connects me to where I need to go. Or when I visit Jess's friend Ashley all the way down in Southern Connecticut in the town that I don't remember, Route 84 takes me all the way there. When I needed to go to the prom twice, you took us there Route 84, even if Jess and Amy are dumb blondes and went the wrong friggin way. Speaking of going east instead of west (aka Dan Bedard going to Hartford instead of Boston), you take me to the all-important road, the Mass Pike. I love you so much Mass Pike, yet you are so horribly bad to me. You take me to the terrible state of Massachussetts, but you also take me to my wonderful college. You take me to my uncle's house, yet I have to sit in hours of traffic that is backed up at your gay-ass tolls. You have a song about you, and I can laugh every time I talk to Jess Pike, because it's like talking to the Jess Mass Pike. 84 to the Mass Pike can take you anywhere you want to go, like to New Hampshire or Maine, where the best vacations ever happen. Included this year will be Cape Cod, which the Mass Pike so elegantly leads us to. I would love you even more Mass Pike if you did have State Police planted all over you, busting innocent drivers. But I will always use you Mass Pike, even if Corey Miller has lived in Mass. for her whole life and only been on you once. I love you Route 84 and Massachussetts Turnpike. EWL News HILARIOUS NAP DREAMS LOOM LARGE IN ELM 202 AT BENTLEY COLLEGE IV Benoit: hey preeeeeat i had a hilarious dream during my nap Auto response from SiMpLeMaN2283: class IV Benoit: ok so i hear this chick from back home out in the hall and she's hanging out with the football guys waiting for her brother to show up and she's already trashed IV Benoit: so we are going back to our room and we go into the wrong room IV Benoit: we go into our room for something and i offer her a beer but you had drank it all today IV Benoit: then she sits at your computer so you go onto mine and start trying to warn people but we fight for the mouse and i sign myself off before you can IV Benoit: meanwhile your full mixed drink sitting on my desk and almost got spilled ALL over my laptop IV Benoit: so this chick busts out a deck of cards and thinks she got jipped so i started sorting the cards IV Benoit: somehow there were like a million of them and they turned into baseball cards IV Benoit: and me and blanch had them in huge stacks and they spilled all over the floor IV Benoit: so i'm picking them up and think of don west so i'm like "pratt!!! look you can swim in em!!! look! tony gwynn! a mark mcgwire!" IV Benoit: then someone had ripped up a bunch of cards and we started throwing it around like confetti and it got all over everything and was so much fun IV Benoit: best dream ever man, we need to make some confetti i had this dream during a nap i took this afternoon and told my roommate (SiMpLeMaN2283) about it. the girl in the dream is maura williams. don west is a guy that sells stuff on Shop @ Home. go to www.donwest.org or just watch the swim02 video to see where i dreamt that up.